Do yourself a favor and don’t bring your iPhone, this is your holiday away from all that. Leave your Rolex at home, we aren’t impressed, and there is a guy down the street with a whole armload of them for sale. Gucci sunglasses(?) he has them too, five bucks. Like to flash a few hundreds(?) never a good idea anywhere, and here they are useless, nobody has change! Bring twenties. Be smart and travel smart.
Pack your flip-flops, bathing suit, shorts, a shirt, camera and your dive gear (we’ll take care of that for you), grab a non-stop to Roatan (weekly outta Houston and Atlanta) and leave your cares and worries behind. Come join the rest of us, who are here day to day, safely, in paradise.
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